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August 14, 2009

It’s time to go back to school when…

Filed under: General Chit-Chat — Tags: , , , , , — Ann-Maree @ 10:00 pm

You know it’s time for school to go back when… 

 

  1. Every day you get the same questions: “Mum, can I have a friend around?  Mum!  Who can come around today? Mum!! Can you get around 2 friends today?  MUM!!! Are you listening?  Here’s your phone book…ring all my friends and see who can come around to play and make tents and stay for lunch and dinner”. I swear that friends have got to be avoiding me by now.  Mum was even checking out the internet and noticed there are other mums who must have been here before…there is even a site for “Hire A Friend”!  May be useful for the little one!
  2. Going to bed is hitting closer to 10pm than 9pm.
  3. Everyone wants to stay out later and later with friends.
  4. No one can get out of bed in the morning unless it’s to go on the x-box
  5. There is no food left in the house!
  6. The house is a tip!
  7. The cleaner (if you are lucky enough to have one) has gone on holidays for several weeks.
  8. The ironing pile is now an ironing mountain and then converts to a folded, creased pile on each bedroom floor.
  9. Mum is getting rattier than usual and seeking mum’s nights outs all of a sudden.
  10. Mum has dragged the kids into town for the uniform, shoe and bag hunting ritual and town is completely mobbed with other mums and kids doing exactly the same thing so it is even more stressful than it could have been.
  11. The kids are VOLUNTEERING to do chores for more money to go into town and SPEND.
  12. No one can remember how to spell or add up let alone split something into 4 anymore.
  13. The 3 kids you had is turning into 12 and there are bikes all over the front lawn because the older (not lonely but overactive) kids have brought in a crowd of their own.
  14. When you’re working at home you are having to shut the office door to get any peace.
  15. Mum going to the toilet ALONE is a feat of mass proportions which should be rewarded with a medal!
  16. Kids are all asking for (but not getting) sleepovers en mass at OUR HOUSE.
  17. Dad is resorting to “oh, just order in a take away!”
  18. It’s bucketing rain all day.

ROLL ON SCHOOL … remember to order your name labels from Labels4Kids NOW. Don’t be caught out ordering at the last minute.

When to let go…

Have you ever felt your kids are growing up just that bit too fast? You spend your life wishing they were past the current stage and on to the next one and then suddenly it hits you like a brick…It won’t be long before it’s un-cool to be seen with mum getting dropped off, or they don’t actually WANT to come home from camp at all.  I thought of all this before of course.  Who doesn’t? But this summer it has really hit home enough to shake me up and make me a little teary to think how fast life is passing.

 

The oldest is now 12 and was asked to go to Wings 2009 in Windsor Great Park. An International Scout and Guide jamboree, this event is only held every 5 years.  Of course he wanted to go but all his friends the same age dropped out worried about being so far from home (Scotland) for a whole week and camping out with so may other people. 5000 kids attended from all over the world, as far as Australia and New Zealand, US and Canada.  He doesn’t keep well at times so kitted out with kilt and a sporran full of medication off he went on the 5am bus to London with a roudy bunch of teenagers. 

 

Kit was all labelled too – like a good mummy with a label business, no excuses!  Stikins stick on clothing labels for the sporran and belt, press and click name tags on his hose (socks for the non-Scottish out there) and flashes (flippy bits that keep the socks up), and stikins stick on clothing labels on everything else clothing related.  Also ironed some easy to use iron on name tags onto his neckies and tops, and topped off with some personalised bag tags on his rucksack and sleeping bag, with small vinyl labels on the water bottle and roll mat.  All kitted out! Nothing could get lost, and nothing did either!  That at least was a huge success.  But back the emotional thing…

 

We had 5 phone calls the first day to say “reached Birmingham”, “left Birmingham”, “still driving”, “still driving and the TV doesn’t even work”, “still driving”, and then the next morning “got here ok and its fine”.  FINE?  What does FINE mean?   Has he slept well, eaten well, done a number 2, had a fight with anyone, had a sore tummy, lost his kit, been crying, whatever????  No, just “fine”.  Then being told not too phone too much, as in “don’t phone 5 times a day you only have £10 on that phone” he didn’t ring again for another 3 days.  We tried to phone and text. No success.  No phone calls from the Scout leaders so must be fine we guessed.

 

Finally on the second last day he phone to say “blur blur blur, got a broken collar bone, great fun, got to go”….A broken collar bone!!!!  What?  Who? Where? When?  How?  Finally next call clarified that.  SOMEONE had a broken collar bone but he had 2 Canadian girls’ email addresses.  Oh, must clarify that. Hates girls but has been playing a Canadian ball game with some of them and they GAVE him their email addresses but he has conveniently lost those.  Also been to 3 badge swapping sessions and a few concerts and done archery. Having a good time. Will see us Saturday night late.

 

Then a Scout leader emailed us a link to the Wings 2009 website to see the videos they had been taking of all the kids at the event for the week on a day by day basis. Of course we couldn’t see any of the Scottish kids in it but could see the type of things they had been doing all week, the wild no-alcohol concerts, the outdoor activities, tents, etc.  It was such a teary experience to think my wee boy was down there doing all that stuff I did as a teenager.  What a shock! It completely floored me! 

 

So, now he is finally back home he admitted he didn’t want to come home but not because he didn’t like it at home.  Just because it was so much fun.  He wanted to come home for the cooking…yes, even though it’s sometimes burnt!  Maybe he really did miss us after all. And mum now realises, that like it or not, eventually we just have to let go and let them live.

When I grow up…by my 7 year old

Sometimes kids are funny. It’s always amusing how they mix up everything they have experienced or seen into one big fantasy to summarise the whole summer.  I wonder how much of this will one day come true?  Here it is (mum’s thoughts in red):

 

When I grow up I’m going to a have a massive mansion in Scotland. I’m going to have a plane and a Ferrari and my bedroom is going to be a zillion big (a zillion mm maybe) to fit all my stuff in because I have so much (that’d be right!). I’ll have loads of money (I wish), a huge garden (tonnes of lawn mowing then), and I’ll own a hotel and a flower shop because lots of girls go into flower shops (WHAT?). I’ll own an invisible helicopter and a ginormous coffee shop to makes lots of money (maybe because mum likes coffee shops). I’m going to have a force field around my house and it will be in my own Country called Camerland (I guess based on Cameron, his name).  No enemies will be allowed in so that includes my brothers (of course, could see that coming). I’m going to be a pilot and a famous tennis player like Andy Murray (really difficult given you hate ball sports just now!), and I’m going to play at Wimbledon and beat my brothers there.   My name’s going to be Spartan because that’s a cool name (is it???) and I’m going to get all my friends to be my slave and make them give me massages (too much Simpsons!) and I’ll have a hot girlfriend who isn’t stupid (thank goodness for that then, hot but clever is bearable, and at least it’s a girl not a boy). For holidays I’m going to go to Mexico City because you can shake maracas there (maybe that Linx ad on TV), and Wales (why?).  I’m not having any kids because they always make a mess and they might destroy my ornaments (oops, have been nagging about the mess too much this Summer). I’ll have an enormous decking and a BBQ cooker (won’t get to use that much in Scotland!) and a coffee machine so you can come to my house and get a coffee when you’re visiting (well at least I will get to visits but I won’t have any grandchildren to entertain).

 

Watch this space!